Pictures of Rotting Bacon….

March 19th, 2007

Do NOT click on this link unless your love of bacon is strong enough to handle images of it in rapid deterioration!

the WAREHOUSE

Okay, now…take your time answering this one. On a scale of 1 to 10, how badly do you want to see pictures of rotting bacon? The answer to this question very well may play a strong factor in whether or not you want to scroll down.

Hats of Meat

March 19th, 2007

Hats of Meat

Need I say more?

(Tip of the hat to my colleague B. for sending this my way).

Comment spam & Profuse apologies

March 19th, 2007

Unfortunately we (the bacontarian team) have been unable to keep up with comment spam on this blog, so over the weekend, I (tkrag aka. master bacon) decided to try my hand at sifting through the mess of comments.

I failed , pretty miserably at that. I manage to make a corrupt backup, after which I decided to try my hand at abusing a few wordpress spam handling plugins with my leet scripting skillz. The end result is that i managed to delete every one of the 2136 comments that were held for moderation, and with a corrupt backup, I have no way of getting them back.

I am soooo sorry

As a form of repentance I decided to change the theme of the blog, and have added a page through which people can submit recipes and other good stories to the site. Hopefully this will let recipes and story suggestions bypass the broken comment system.

I am also looking at implementing some form of captcha top make the commenting system more sane. In the meantime, I have been forced to require registration for all commenters. Hopefullky this will go away soon.

Again, I am soooo sorry for the mess I’ve made, here’s to the lard of bacon!

Sweet and Sour Po(rk)stal Service

January 12th, 2007

Ananova

Stamps released in China to celebrate the Year of the Pig taste of sweet and sour pork.

If anybody out there is going to china this year, please, please, please bring us some of these……

Peace Through Pork

November 8th, 2006

Peace Through Pork seems simple enough…

Drunken Frat Boy Explanation of the Peace Through Pork Agenda
Hello?!?
#1 Bacon is really tasty.
#2 People that don’t eat bacon obviously have issues.

BTW: They sell the Bacon wrist band on their site.

Fantastic Jumping Pigs at the Royal Melbourne Show

October 13th, 2006

If my admittedly atrocious Italian serves me correctly this photo series depicts a flying pig contest at a show in Melbourne, Australia. Those Australians have all the fun.

Thanks to my friends in the Italian bacontarian support crew for the link.

Flying Pigs in Melbourne

Bacon burglar busted

July 17th, 2006

Utah’s Desert News reports:Pig-out on bacon leads man straight to the pen

An uninvited dinner guest who apparently found himself in hog heaven inside a man’s Salt Lake apartment was arrested late Tuesday.

When the man who lived in the apartment opened his door near 100 West and 1700 South just before 11:30 p.m., he found a 45-year-old stranger sitting in his kitchen.

The man had fried up two pounds of bacon from the refrigerator and was eating it, said Salt Lake City police detective Robin Snyder.

The tenant didn’t waste any time squealing on the porker and called police. When officers arrived, they found the bacon-eater’s speech was so slurred that they didn’t even try to interview him, Snyder said. They just took him straight to jail for investigation of burglary.

The investigation into the incident was continuing Wednesday, including whether the man was intoxicated.

via Slashfood

Bacon-Wrapped Water Chestnuts or You Can Wrap Bacon Around Anything

May 17th, 2006

This past weekend, friends from graduate school and I relived our bacony days of idyll in Charlottesville, Virginia. Among other things, we recreated our collective favorite food, Bacon- Wrapped Water Chestnuts, empirically proving that you can wrap bacon around anything and turn it into a successful snack food.

Bacon-wrapped

Here’s the recipe:

1 pound bacon
2 cans whole water chestnuts
1/3 c. mayonnaise
1/3 c. ketchup
1/3 c. brown sugar
Toothpicks

Flash fry the bacon (i.e., very quickly, to limp it up, but not brown it). Cut each bacon slice in half, and wrap each half around a water chestnut. Secure with a toothpick and place on a baking tray. Mix mayo, ketchup, and brown sugar, and then pour the mixture over the bacon bundles. Bake at 350 or so until the bacon looks crispy and sort of caramelized. Mmm.

Blasphemy or WTF?

March 31st, 2006

I don’t know about you, but I think I’d rather deal with the odd clogged artery, than eat pork spliced with earthworm genes, but for those of us more worried about the health effects of excessive bacon eating, perhaps this is the nicotine patch they’ve been waiting for?

Healthy Bacon? Let us know what you think?

Making Bacon That’s Healthier for You A team of researchers may have found a way to make bacon that’s good for your heart. This stunning achievement comes from a mixture of molecular genetics, cloning, and good old American know-how. The key to this delicious prospect? A modified gene that changes some of the omega-6 fatty acids — which pigs normally create — into omega-3 fatty acids.

Get Cracklin!

March 18th, 2006

I’m well into my ham from Emile over at Caw Caw Creek. My rendered lard collection was at a critically low point this morning, but I have been saving the rind and fat that I trim from the ham for just such an occasion.

I tossed the rinds and fat in a pan, covering them with water so that they wouldn’t burn as they rendered, and turned up the heat.

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