Comments on: Challenge: Airline Meals – Bacontarian http://bacontarian.com/?p=45 bacontarian - a person who supplements an otherwise normal diet with large amounts of pork! Tue, 01 Dec 2009 10:43:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 By: sparebacon http://bacontarian.com/?p=45&cpage=1#comment-1005 sparebacon Tue, 11 Sep 2007 16:14:45 +0000 http://bacontarian.com/?p=45#comment-1005 <p>you could always do what i do: many places simply dont have bacon on their menu... when im forced into such a dining experience (such as on an airplane) i bring my own bacon. hormel makes microwavable bacon pouches, which, of course, lack the tasty crispocity of homecooked bacon, but are sufficient in emergency situations. microwavable pouches have gotten me out of many a sticky situation. why should i have to choose between a meal without bacon or starvation? when businesses are not accomodating to my bacontarian needs, i reach into my coat pocket and pull out my bacon supplement pack, hand it to my waiter (or flight attendant in this case) and tell him to microwave me up some bacony goodness.</p> <p>sadly, this is only a quick fix. when will people understand our plight?</p> you could always do what i do: many places simply dont have bacon on their menu… when im forced into such a dining experience (such as on an airplane) i bring my own bacon. hormel makes microwavable bacon pouches, which, of course, lack the tasty crispocity of homecooked bacon, but are sufficient in emergency situations. microwavable pouches have gotten me out of many a sticky situation. why should i have to choose between a meal without bacon or starvation? when businesses are not accomodating to my bacontarian needs, i reach into my coat pocket and pull out my bacon supplement pack, hand it to my waiter (or flight attendant in this case) and tell him to microwave me up some bacony goodness.

sadly, this is only a quick fix. when will people understand our plight?

]]> By: master bacon http://bacontarian.com/?p=45&cpage=1#comment-972 master bacon Sat, 18 Aug 2007 14:55:03 +0000 http://bacontarian.com/?p=45#comment-972 <p>It's not necessary for them to serve only bacon, just to have a meal option that always includes bacon as a side dish or ingredient.</p> It’s not necessary for them to serve only bacon, just to have a meal option that always includes bacon as a side dish or ingredient.

]]> By: Ryan http://bacontarian.com/?p=45&cpage=1#comment-971 Ryan Sat, 18 Aug 2007 12:13:16 +0000 http://bacontarian.com/?p=45#comment-971 <p>I don't think there will be airlines serving only bacon food. If you're a vegetarian, then it's fairly easy to ask them to prepare for such a dietary arrangement.</p> <p>But bacon only? It's very hard if not impossible in my opinion.</p> <p>-Ryan</p> I don’t think there will be airlines serving only bacon food. If you’re a vegetarian, then it’s fairly easy to ask them to prepare for such a dietary arrangement.

But bacon only? It’s very hard if not impossible in my opinion.

-Ryan

]]> By: Nick http://bacontarian.com/?p=45&cpage=1#comment-238 Nick Wed, 05 Oct 2005 05:21:33 +0000 http://bacontarian.com/?p=45#comment-238 <p>Nice blog.I like this. <a href="http://www.yahoo.com" rel="nofollow">Nick</a> http://www.yahoo.com</p> Nice blog.I like this. Nick http://www.yahoo.com

]]> By: Daniel http://bacontarian.com/?p=45&cpage=1#comment-237 Daniel Mon, 05 Sep 2005 19:24:11 +0000 http://bacontarian.com/?p=45#comment-237 <p>I believe that our best chance is to unite with another much maligned group, the pirates. "Bacon Pirates" would be our best chance, I'm sure that you might agree.</p> <p>I've drafted an image of what I'm talking about: http://www.secretcreatures.com/archives/secret-creatures-news/pirate-captain-bacon-shirt/</p> I believe that our best chance is to unite with another much maligned group, the pirates. “Bacon Pirates” would be our best chance, I’m sure that you might agree.

I’ve drafted an image of what I’m talking about: http://www.secretcreatures.com/archives/secret-creatures-news/pirate-captain-bacon-shirt/

]]> By: Muffin http://bacontarian.com/?p=45&cpage=1#comment-236 Muffin Sun, 04 Sep 2005 22:04:30 +0000 http://bacontarian.com/?p=45#comment-236 <p>Our chief roadblock involves the acceptance of Bacontarianism as an actual religion. Many call it "silly" or a "joke religion," and as long as this continues, we will continued to be viewed as silly. For instance, Great Britian's Jedi thing. (I think it was Britain who refused to accept Jediism, while Austrailia allowed it).</p> <p>I think our first task will need to eb establishing ourselves as a religion with serious viewpoints. I recommend a march on several popular fake-Bacon producers, claiming something about false idols. For instance, Baco's is made without any Bacon, and some companies (e.g., Morning Star Farms) formally attempts to make Bacon without use of pork. It is fake Bacon, and it is a blasphemy. If we can stop ourselves from laughing when the press shows up, the world might start to pay attention...</p> <p>Also, I'm glad this blog exists...I tried to create a similar blog, but the time and motivation failed me.</p> Our chief roadblock involves the acceptance of Bacontarianism as an actual religion. Many call it “silly” or a “joke religion,” and as long as this continues, we will continued to be viewed as silly. For instance, Great Britian’s Jedi thing. (I think it was Britain who refused to accept Jediism, while Austrailia allowed it).

I think our first task will need to eb establishing ourselves as a religion with serious viewpoints. I recommend a march on several popular fake-Bacon producers, claiming something about false idols. For instance, Baco’s is made without any Bacon, and some companies (e.g., Morning Star Farms) formally attempts to make Bacon without use of pork. It is fake Bacon, and it is a blasphemy. If we can stop ourselves from laughing when the press shows up, the world might start to pay attention…

Also, I’m glad this blog exists…I tried to create a similar blog, but the time and motivation failed me.

]]> By: ethanz http://bacontarian.com/?p=45&cpage=1#comment-235 ethanz Wed, 24 Aug 2005 19:12:02 +0000 http://bacontarian.com/?p=45#comment-235 <p>Again, I believe this is a situation where we can learn from our brother Pastafarians. It's all about the lawsuits. After requesting and being denied a bacontarian meal the next time you fly, send a letter of protest about the airline's failure to recognize and honor your faith. Carbon copy it to whatever government department deals with religious affairs. If the Australian authorities can be persuaded to recognize census-respondants as Jedi, we should surely be able to be recognized as bacontarians.</p> Again, I believe this is a situation where we can learn from our brother Pastafarians. It’s all about the lawsuits. After requesting and being denied a bacontarian meal the next time you fly, send a letter of protest about the airline’s failure to recognize and honor your faith. Carbon copy it to whatever government department deals with religious affairs. If the Australian authorities can be persuaded to recognize census-respondants as Jedi, we should surely be able to be recognized as bacontarians.

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